Spazzys (April 16)

It would've gone down in the history books as the most titter-inducing tour of 2011, but sadly The Queers have cancelled their scheduled Tokyo dates with Spazzys. Still, if the New Hampshire pop-punks didn't fancy a jaunt to post-earthquake Japan, their co-headliners – Melbourne's first ladies of girl band awesomeness – weren't so easily deterred. Come and watch Kat, Lucy and Ally Spazzy hurtle through a selection of songs from their latest album, the appositely named Dumb is Forever. Support comes from The Wimpy's, Disgusteens and Elmoc.